By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 15:51 - United States - South Sioux City

Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML
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jelly713 19

Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?

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karlcolt45 19

I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.

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ThatFunnyGy 2

I don't get along with my sisters either.

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Old unused 13

@#2 That doesn't help OP in any way.

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jelly713 19

Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?

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beachchick9498 5

That's what I'm wondering! Bc if she's like 3 that's not too bad, but if she's around OP's age then she's not the nicest person

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teareb 9

Or OP could just be a complete bitch.

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XxXkyttiXxX 11

Siblings: a blessing and an evil entity all packed into one body.

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karlcolt45 19

I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.

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CaptTeemo 10

Same. Even though is the other way around, my family still loves my "ex-"aunt and actually invite her to more family parties than my uncle.

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JessalynVictoria 6

You don't just give away a husband like a dog or some other animal lol. Maybe they are divorcing because he is like a dog and sticks his pecker in any bitch in heat though.

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jelly713 19

Where on the FML does it suggest OP's ex husband is a complete dog? We don't know why OP is divorcing her spouse. You can't be making such extreme guesses.

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3rdbass 9

You don't give away dogs either, for that matter.

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JessalynVictoria 6

Exactly. It doesn't say why... Part of the fun of FML is trying to guess some of the situations behind them. That is one of the many possibilities. Or she could be a bitch. Or maybe they both came to the decision mutually thinking that would be best. Who knows? But it's interesting to think about lol.

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Shrike 23

Yeah!!! I forgot how fun slander can be. Thanks JessalynVictoria for reminding me. I'll just assume the very worst about all the OPs from now on for no real reason whatsoever.

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AliStallings 5

I don't know about you, but I would not give up my dog.

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jelly713 19

JessalynVictoria, you missed the point & made the same mistake. To save yourself from down votes & arguments with the FML community, stick to the info in front of you. Don't go around assuming everyone is an ass or you will attract asses. Internet & real life.

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BeMyLove15 10

Don't feel too bad, siblings can say the meanest things even though they love you.

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TrueTriage 16

Family: You love them even when you really hate them

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whostolemylama 12

Actually, there's very little information here, OP could be a complete bitch, I mean, usually in FML's, OP would specify that she/he is divorcing because his/her spouse cheated, abused, etc. But it simply says that she's divorcing him. I'm leaning towards the idea that OP could be a bitch if her sister is leaning towards him than her. But that's my idea.

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MidnaLink 33

I'm sorry. I've read some ****** up family stories before, but your own sister! That just takes the cake.

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theawkwardlife 21

You're right! It makes all of those domestic violence and abuse stories sound like nothing.

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boofgall 16

Kids always have favorites. Maybe she finds him funny!

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Mads_1234 28

Well how old IS OP's sister? If she's a child then yeah she might not realize what exactly is going on but if she's an adult... Sorry OP, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family.

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boofgall 16

-boing boing boing- Goes the thread hopper.

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MidnaLink 33

Doesn't matter what OP is like. You NEVER say THAT about your relative.

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