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By Widowmaker - 09/08/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I told my father I registered for the Marines, and that I'm leaving for bootcamp next week. He asked if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 04:00

Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML

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By vanillapudding6 - 14/10/2015 01:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

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By oh... - 20/10/2013 20:34 - United States - Springfield

Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML

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By BirdBrain - 14/12/2017 19:00

Today, I discovered that I don't have a college fund. My mother stole the money when she divorced my dad and he never bothered to tell me. Now he's offered to pay my tuition if I go to a military academy. If I don't take the offer, he wants me to move out by next Friday. FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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Nice to know

By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By MadSon - 11/10/2009 02:59 - United States

Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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rileykins 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:11

if you're old enough to join the marines, aren't you old enough to where he doesn't have to pay child support already anyway?

Therealbeast660_fml 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:29

SEMPER FI!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Ynasia 5

Thursday 21 February 2013 21:51

You're a dumbass, #136. It takes two to have sex, maybe the people were HAPPY with each other when they decided to have kids but something went wrong and now they're separated...they should still both help the kid that they created.... your blatant sexism is disgusting.

MisZ28 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:49

Anyone realize, maybe his Mom signed the papers for the ok? Either way yut yut ooorah simper fi devil dog!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 28 June 2014 16:12

Did the marines finish paying for your college? But finishing there would be a huge achievement might actually make your dad proud

Ipsum629 13

Saturday 10 January 2015 3:07

he doesn't support our troops.

BDanzeisen 20

Friday 24 April 2015 18:39

My father isn't to fond of me in the marines either

aioguw 8

Sunday 19 July 2015 16:32

Your dad sounds like a pain, but who cares. You're doing an amazing thing by going through this difficult process to protect our country. Thank you for your bravery no matter what you're doing in the Marines.