hahahhahah!!! this was the funnnjiest thig ever!!

Not having a period for 5 months when you aren't pregnant is probably the sign of a really serious problem. Are you really so much of a moron that you haven't thought to go see a doctor at any point over those past 5 months?

she could be right ya' know. and shes not trying to be mean.

My mother was 8 months with me and nobody believed her. Needless to say, I'm here now, so she wasn't lying. Alternatively, you asked the fatal question that you just don't answer. "Do I look pregnant" is equivalent to "Do I look fat" , which anyone with half a braincell will avoid answering like their life depends on it. If you look fat, you'll know it, please don't ask. There's a mirror, you're not blind, but think reasonably. Looking like a skeleton with curves ain't normal either. You are free to ask if you look anorexic or not however, that's not socially awkward. If people comment you're not eating enough and look a little thin, they ain't telling lies.

I had this friend we all joked looked preg and after 6 months of joking she told us she was 9 months along. It was still mean of us though. What was I going to say??? Oh. Both answers were undesirable and potentially mean. Thus you were in fact asking a trick question. Well, it was probably more rhetorical but it's still not an answer to get upset about. I was mean to my friend and your friend is not being mean to you. Ironic... almost.

well.. are you? it sounds pretty either way.

Someone know how they call "déni de grossesse" in english ? Have you heard about that woman who didn't know she was pregnant, and was so surprised that she put her babies (3 or 4, can't remember) in a freezer ? It's a common "disease", and a friend of mine, as well as #24 (it looks like it, no offense meant) actually is 6 months pregnant, when she just lost 10 kilos and never thought about a baby. She never felt sick, neither did her body change or anything. She knew it when she went to see the doctor because she thought her periods were irregular... She's 19 years old and a single mom, with only 3 months to prepare herself for her little boy. Make sure it's not your case.

Look up PCOS. I did that once, and it turns out I have this hormone disorder . . . Sucks, but it's better to know.

Your preggers. I feel for the man. Well, I guess that gives you an excuse to pig out on icecream.

Try going on birth control?, it helped my case alot id skip three or four months freak because i was in a serious relationship with my bf, then realize that everything was fine. Take a test, go see a doctor. etc