By Reek - 22/06/2016 14:29 - United States

Today, I told my friend I'm going vegetarian. He's now calling me "Reek" after the guy from Game of Thrones, because I'm apparently a "dickless loser" now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 322
You deserved it 5 263

Same thing different taste

Comments

There's dicks of any kind. When there's only a few different options for living, there's going to be a LOT of dicks in each option. In this case, the omnivore was the dick. Let's not try to turn this to op somehow deserved it just because he went vegetarian. That said, it's also pretty ignorant to claim everyone here is just going off a story told rather than a bad experience, or more, with dick vegans/vegetarians. It'd be great if we could all be tolerant and not care about what others eat but we can just control ourselves. I'm sorry to vegans/vegetarians that get harassed by omnivores, eat what you want and what makes you feel best.

Well when he gets so fat he can't see his own penis and his arteries clog while you're healthy, we'll see who's really the "dickless loser" then.

I know an obese vegetarian. Just because you are vegetarian, does not mean you automatically eat healthy.

Kristoffer 35

YDI for being trendy instead of healthy.

wew I was worried I might bump into a spoiler!

congrats man I've been vegetarian since the new year and have loved it!!

your life sucks despise your friend's abuse, it sucks cause you're going vegetarian

sohigh10 34

I am a forced vegetarian because meat is expensive. I still eat it sporadically, but I think meat should definitely go back to being the luxury product that it really is, instead of the commodity we've made it.

Mungolikecandy 19

Apparently the healthiest diet is a meat meal once a week and vegetarian the rest. Although the way research changes it may have altered ten times since I typed this.

sohigh10 34

Everything either makes you fat or gives you cancer, it's best to just rely on common sense and not worry too much about the research

I'm sorry, after being an avid GoT fan, that's hilarious!

Your friend sounds like he's got insecurity issues.