By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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Pancakemines 0

This is a joke right? Right???!!! Please tell me she's kidding!!!!

FML? Really??? Quit being a sensitive hotly-man. What she said was a joke. Tell her you are not a vegetable but a fruit. Closer to the truth.

Why, because fruits have seeds? Or am I reading too much into what you meant..?

OP is a girl....just saying. And before anyone gives me any "It doesn't say where she's a girl" bullshit, she has a comment right above this. Check out her profile.

That's awesome! Stop being a little bitch! She's kidding! Even if she wasn't it's still funny

I can turn anything into chips because I AM BATWOMANN!!!

I can also turn anything into bacon because I AM BATWOMANN!!!

challan 19

Aww... Did she hurt your widdle feelings? Grow up! It was a joke and quite clever! Besides, you're not married, do you really want her to commit to wiping your ass for 30 years at this stage of your relationship?

challan 19

Maybe I'm just young, but I'm not going to plan a vacation with a guy for next year, let alone commit to changing his diapers if he goes brain dead. However, if I fall in love, get married and on our honeymoon he gets in an accident... I will care for him for the rest of my life.

Yeah, thanks for reminding me why dating with a progressive illness is so difficult. You need to be committed to someone's long term well being before marriage. You don't put a ring on someone's finger and then decide it would matter to you. Grow up.

challan 19

I'm terribly sorry for your situation. I'm also sorry if I offended you. At this stage in my life, I know that I am not prepared to care for someone in your situation. Which is why I also wouldn't have a child right now. I have never seen my grandmother able to care for herself. My grandfather has always taken care of her, and the amount of work that entails is unbelievable. I don't know ANYONE that would be able to do what he does everyday. The amount of love that takes is more then a boyfriend/girlfriend couple of a few months. I hope you find someone to love you like that, but that you stay in good health and live happily ever after.

challan 19

Haha! I think a lot of females are already trying to turn into a sweet potato. They love that orange color! I think I'm more like a radish... A little spicy.

challan 19

Oh and I want an onion for a man(like Shrek!) with a lot of layers! We can fry him too!

It's really weird how people come up with the that convo

I want an Eggo woman, who I can fill with my sweet love! Oh shit. I said the E-word...