By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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illabye 0

I don't blame her! Potato chips are so good!

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Musicholic_asey 1

Sorry! I didn't notice your comment before I posted!

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white16sox 19

17, you guys literally posted at the same time . You were just assigned the higher number.

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Musicholic_asey 1

She was probably joking. But if she wasn't, I can't blame her. Chips are delicious.

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muFilter 19

Consider yourself lucky. Mine would probably dress me up like Mr. Potato Head and leave me to rot.

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SkoomaKi 27

Obviously she was joking. Just be cautious when you're around knifes and fryers just in case.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Would she eat you?

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The_Hitdude 12

I don't think she would cut her up and fry get just for the hell of it... At least I would hope so. If you're going to put that much effort into cooking your partner, you should at least enjoy them! Too far?

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SkoomaKi 27

51- Quite funny actually! Dont forget you have to make the presentation of your partner nice on the dish too.

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allisonc 5

YDI because you can't take a joke and think it's an FML

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TarieBoo 2

how does that come up in a conversation?

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The_Hitdude 12

Question: How long did it take for your FML to be published after you sent it in? I sent one in about 3 days ago, and I haven't seen it published, but I haven't recieved an e-mail about it not going through either...

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SkoomaKi 27

26 - Yeah I would like to know too. I fail all the time, so it's not like I'll run out of things to post about.

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