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By brinn - 16/09/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

If he wasn't sober, you'd look like a supermodel anyways

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liontigerfan 0

Was he sober when he said that???

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kaylabmay 2

thats when you find the nearest thing and smash it into his face. what a dick!

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stupidisntcute 0

Since we don't know their story. Sounds like shes demanding and most likely drinks just to be in the same room as her. Possibly another take, she once looked pretty hot then let herself go, you know a lot women do that cause they think they got the man whipped enough, and now he has to drink just to even find her remotely attractive!!

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Lucky7Samson 10

That's an EXPERT level comeback.

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imhope 23

So I'm guessing he will keep drinking :P

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