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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 16:01 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, and almost every day, my mother tells me she loves me, and I say I love her back, even though I don’t. FML

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By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By ilovemom - 01/12/2009 06:20 - Costa Rica

Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:16

Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.

greenman_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 21:07

better than something like, "I should have aborted you when I had the chance"

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bigbuttsowhat 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:10

hows this an fml what do you want her to say **** off ho

swimrgrl 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:33

that really doesnt coumt as an fml...she appreciates ur love

brie3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:16

my mom does that al the time T.T

pauseforlaughter 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:32

people are like 'what do you expect her to say?' uhm...maybe 'i love you too'?

iloveronaldo 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 5:08

Really? Totally not FML worthy!!!

HyperExecuter 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 8:49

this is the gayest price of shit I've ever read.... this does not mean that she does not love u but hell, even she said something mean, it would still barely be fml. seriously, the only reason she would not love u is if u u wrote gay shit.... oh wait, did

ajthere4u 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:16

I don't get why this is a fml

karinerz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:09

How is this an fml? At least a thanks is better than her replying I don't love you.

lovergirl7 1

Monday 29 March 2010 23:31

I'm calling bullshit because this was on the O.C.

iloveTheMiz 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:55

I do that whenever my dad tells me he loves me.

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