By ohgodwhy - 20/04/2012 20:24 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking an apple pie to impress my future mother-in-law. I was especially proud of the fact I'd made the crust and filling myself. When I served it to her, she picked off the crust and, between mouthfuls, bitched that it was nothing like canned pie filling. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I think cyanide may be a good ingredient to add next time you make one for her... But jokes aside, don't bother making her anything, she'll never like anything you cook.

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ClosetTroll 10

If she stuffed herself then you know she liked it. It might take her a while to admit the same.

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SkoomaKi 27

I think cyanide may be a good ingredient to add next time you make one for her... But jokes aside, don't bother making her anything, she'll never like anything you cook.

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shannonreneee 11

Exactly, you have to realize that she's just a bitch and no matter what you do she'll find an issue.

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zandalee 19

Sometimes niceness is mistaken for weakness. Your Mother in law sounds like the type that needs power over you. Stop being so willing to please. Step right back & see if that improves her attitude.

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Demonfish 14

I'm inclined to agree with the point regarding cyanide..... Not to mention risen and arsenic :)

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

For a less guilt ridden revenge, try laxatives and laugh because you are shagging her son/daughter and she is ******** her pantaloons!

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LoveMay 10

You can't please everyone

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purplemnm 9

._. you're not Sirin, yet you have her profile picture.

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pookberry 4

103 that is not the same picture as the picture sirin has. Just thought I'd mention that. It is a different picture in more ways than one. :)

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ClosetTroll 10

If she stuffed herself then you know she liked it. It might take her a while to admit the same.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

so she's stubborn or bitchy?

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unagi_fml 9

Probably like "This pie is shit!!" "... Can I have seconds please? :)"

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jessimica642 8

I bet it was delicious and she's just jealous.

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daftPunKt 4

Its her job to be a bitch, same goes for sisters in law. Just ignore

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KILLERTOAST13 4

Ignore or act that is the question ignore=pussy act=boss

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xcarxcrashx 9

Yeah, I hate when mother in laws are so stereotypical. Why not just be nice??

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doby199 6

Ppl suck & they can't help but speak stupidity out loud

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blueandpurpleroc 4

Some people have no respect for hard work put into bakery goods made from scratch.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

why respect an object, a pastries no less

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ClosetTroll 10

It's not about the 'pastries' but the effort that went into making them.

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Michael_92 20

@61 Cause usually many hours of hard work go into making a pie so you respect the person for using their time to make you something because I am sure they would have rather done something else.

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Michael_92 20

@61 Cause usually many hours of hard work go into making a pie so you respect the person for using their time to make you something because I am sure they would have rather done something else.

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ladyLALAA 28

So true 97, some things even take days of preparation! Cake-Pops anyone?

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ellieOphant 4

What the?! Really?! It's an apple pie?! Eat it and like it! I would have slapped her, then got a prenup.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

a prenup for what? a bitchy mother in law isnt a reason for a prenup...

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KILLERTOAST13 4

But then she would have told her son and u would be labeled violent

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alyspar2 5

Looks like you have some great family get togethers ahead! Good luck!

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KILLERTOAST13 4

Ah sarcasm the best invention since criticism

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KILLERTOAST13 4

if she's a bitch why see her again?........willingly

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LSS_fml 18

Why would she prefer canned pie filling over home made? Silly woman.

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ycrem0n 21

OP should throw her canned pie fillings, bitches love canned pie fillings

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KILLERTOAST13 4

Ya know what else bitches love? Not being called bitches

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Vert90 11

The only "b" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.

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KILLERTOAST13 4

That works for multiple scenarios

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