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"I think I love you, so whatre you so afraid of!" Possibly getting pushed off a cliff....
I hope he yelled "as you wish!!!!" before he went in the water...
Lets all hope that she said it back..
87... I hate to be "that guy", but... That was inconceivably good.
You may actually be dumb.
#77 Twilight is a horrible love story!
If that's what happens when someone tells her they love her, I wonder what she'd do if they proposed...
This phrase has been overused! Try and come up with something new and better
Well OP, doesn't this mean that you deserved it? I do hope you said that you love him back.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayLove can be painful sometimes.
17- Funny, I thought more people died every year driving a car than jumping off a cliff. You aren't one of those idiots that actually has Driven one before, are you??? :p
32 - did you ever think that's because more people are likely to drive than jump off a cliff? While 17s an idiot for their statement using "facts" like those doesn't help much.
Strange that her first impulse was to try to murder him...
52- Of course I realized that, I wasn't citing actual, credible statistics. I was trying to make a point about being too quick to judge based on one activity in Op's life. Jumping off a cliff has killed someone before, so anyone that jumps off one Must be a suicidal idiot. But, since someone also once died driving a car, why....Anyone that also drives one must be an idiot too!!!....right?!? :p Nevermind, it was hardly worth the effort of explaining it after the first comment anyways. The fact I even bothered trying to probably helped me appear just as simple. :p
58- Lol, very true. :) However, I also don't cliff dive.....not a fan of heights. ;) Meant no offense btw. :) Cheers!
Jumping off of a cliff is reckless regardless of how fun it is. It's very dangerous. While there's no guarantee that a car will not fail, nor is there one protecting you from other drivers, driving can be very safe and practical. Driving accidents are an unintended consequence of a virtually unavoidable task. Injury from cliff jumping is an unintended consequence of an avoidable task.
17 - more people die from cigarettes than heroin. That doesn't mean heroin is safe, it just means people are more likely to smoke cigarettes than take heroin.
So, that's the story you're sticking too... Well.. hopefully he forgives you, someday.
Your picture gives me nightmates
*to
I scroll past it quickly or cover it up with my hand *shudders*
Those aren't lyrics! What song is that?
Should have replied with "Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt and I feel like I'm alive"
YDI.
There is a button that gets lonely at night that does the same thing. You may want to give it some company.
Seriously. If all you're going to say is "YDI", then just click the button. You really only need to comment if you're going to elaborate on why you think the OP deserves it.
I think he's lookin for some badges....
Too bad one of them involves not being buried.
BURN
Badges? He ain't got no badges. He doesn't need no badges. He doesn't have to show you any stinkin' badges.
Are you angry he loves you or?
or...or what? dont leave me like that!!
That was still shitty on her part to push him off the cliff. What if he died?
#129: Then she could make up any story she wanted!
well now you dont have anything to worry about. I doubt he still has those feelings after that fall
Are you afraid of commitment or did he say it too early in the relationship?
Some people are just plain afraid of the word 'Love'. It's so misused in the word you really don't know if someone means it or not.
Aaaaaas yooouuuu wiiiiiish...
It's inconceivable!
That word, you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You three are awesome.
"I'm on the brute squad." "You are the brute squad."
I would not want to be with someone who pushes me off cliffs for saying, "I love you."
well since he is her boyfriend now, I'm assuming he's cool about it
Keywords
Did you Say it back at least?!?
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.