Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to...

By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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By kelly - 21/03/2011 07:07 - Estonia

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:09

Was she in a coma?

MiniJenny_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

Wow! Did she miss the wedding?

Comments

kha77 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:25

what a bitch

Kockdiesel 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:29

then why are you living in her house?

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:36

she was probably just visiting

simawesome_FYL 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:42

lol @all people asking why she is living at her moms place

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:42

someone needs to go back to 2nd grade

perdix 29

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:43

It's pretty obvious to me. Mom is just trying to weasel her way out of having to be involved with those annoying baby showers. I can't blame her -- those things can be so obnoxious. It's like those guys who get suddenly furious with their girlfriends just before Christmas only to magically forget their anger just after New Year's Day.

LadyDraigen 3

Monday 8 March 2010 9:40

and her birthday and valentines day. Don't forget those perdix. And I thought my mom had issues with babysitting...

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:48

For those of you asking why OP is living at her mom's house, SHE'S NOT. She was just visiting.

OmgGuessWhatChic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:53

first?

Zebidee 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 17:01

#60 LOL! Nice one.

KGB_28 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:59

To be honest this sounds like it would be a case of early onset alzimers. I'd insist that your mother went to get checked out. either that or you didn't invite her to the wedding in which case it's entirely your own fault.

Emilyroxx 3

Sunday 7 March 2010 17:05

Whats the big deal? I even if she did get pregnant before marrage, it dosent really matter. probably some religous nuts who beleive that jesus forbids it or something. sheesh.

DreamerofWorlds 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:26

95- she didn't actually have the baby out of wedlock though, nor was the mom accusing her of that. The OP's mom was angry at her for supposedly having sex and getting pregnant out of wedlock. I think it's safe to assume that the mother is either extremely religious or hardcore traditional... but those traditions started in religion, so the original assumption is probably a good one.

monnanon 13

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:03

95 i dont see how a marriage can make it more financially stable for a child if you have the same job, the same house and the same monthly outgoings as you would while married. Im sure i would be slightly better off unmarried becuase i wouldnt have spent thousands on a silly party and white dress

idkweird 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:20

I'd like to know why choosing to wait until your married to have children HAS to be about religion. Whether or not I had any religious background, I'd still want to have children after marriage. Why? Because I feel like I'd be more financially stable at that point along with a mile-long list of other reasons.