Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to...

By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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By kelly - 21/03/2011 07:07 - Estonia

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:09

Was she in a coma?

MiniJenny_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 16:12

Wow! Did she miss the wedding?

Comments

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:26

Nope. You're just one more moron commenting with something stupid to say. The Virgin Mary was actually married to Saint Joseph, so it wasn't out of wedlock since officially, he was being raised by married parents and all. It was just... different circumstances. (The husband knew about it, so it's not an adulterous situation either.)

darkmis1 17

Monday 8 March 2010 0:37

Did you point that out to her?

AmoraLynn 6

Monday 8 March 2010 1:06

Where does it say Joseph was a saint? I must have not noticed that part, or maybe different versions of the Bible say different things. Also since she didn't have sex it wouldn't be adultery anyway.

yourdogwilloveit 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:16

I already said as much by clicking "I agree, your life sucks," but I agree. Your life sucks.

davixen2009 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:22

hate to say it but ur mom sucks! even if u did so what! is that really a reason to disown ur kid???

etherealshadows 1

Monday 8 March 2010 3:47

If you're married, why were you living with your mother?

hedgehogs 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:53

Had she been drinking? I had a hateful, alcoholic mother who frequently said cruel things that had little to no relation to reality when she was drunk.

GinandJenkem 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:38

This FML sucks...

quikwit1212 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:16

Where did my other comments go? What the hell is going on?

shadevil75 6

Monday 8 March 2010 6:05

She may not live with her mom but only had been visiting at her mom's house. I remember my mom getting kicked out at my grandma's and my mom laughing and yelling back that my grandma couldn't kick her out because my mom didn't live there anymore. Good times...