By alicemassie - 15/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML
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Okay, (it's OP) I need to make a couple of clarifications. I didn't include this part because there wasn't enough room in the FML submit thing, but after I told my mom I was referring to my business partner, she told me that she thinks I'm a lesbian not because of her fantastic maternal intuition, but because she thinks my husband is too much of an "ass bitch" for me to actually love him, and because I'm athletic. I wanted her to meet my business partner because my parents are involved in my business

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itsnotfair 0

oh how awkward!! i'm in a similar situation...my mum is waiting for me to come out of the closet and she keeps hinting at it aha

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24788 6

lol, it's funny, but just explain to your mother what you meant.

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Tigg3r 3

Woah woah woah wait. Your a guy. Your straight. You have a husband. How does being straight and having a husband make sense? Unless you meant straight gay. Although that wouldn't make much sense either.

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uluvmyexistence 0

op is quite stupid. she is a woman but accidentally posted herself as a man after saying how straight she and her husband are so i can see y many r confused. op is just a very very stupid woman

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Aritzia 0

This makes no sense to me. FML says you are a boy, you said in your FML that you are straight, why did you then say you were madly in love with your husband?!

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benbarnes 0

if you straight then how are you in love with you husband when your a guy lol

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SlayerSkater 0

it says ur a dude though...

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ZoZo17_fml 0

If you're straight, and madly in love with your husband, then I can only wonder why it says on the side that you're a man... fake.

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TWEWY 0

Wow guys, he obviously referring to his mom telling her husband.... wow guys >.<

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berto182 0

why are you introducing your "business partner" to your parents? is he gonna be the one that you cheat on your husband with that you need approval from your parents?

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mousepad41 0

Why the **** does it say ur a guy then???

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