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By not crazy enough - 17/11/2014 18:48 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML

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You deserved it 3 527

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By Ratted - 10/10/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I secretly took a day off work, since I had to use up my vacation, and wanted a "me day." My wife called, and I was ready to pretend to be at work. Too bad the cat decided to come up behind me and meow loudly, alerting my wife that I was home. She's pissed. FML

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You deserved it 544

Cats with jobs

By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 15:00

Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 356

You deserved it 946

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 533

You deserved it 2 738

Backfire

By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 463

You deserved it 4 965

By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 514

You deserved it 6 739

By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 038

You deserved it 2 021

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 186

You deserved it 2 475

Thanks mom!

By hatedatwork - 02/09/2019 13:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 1 928

Social media was a mistake

By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24

Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 773

You deserved it 241

By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 710

You deserved it 2 351

CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 17 November 2014 22:44

You've cat to be kitten me

sydneysays 15

Monday 17 November 2014 22:50

Write "meowwy christmas" on it

Comments

CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 17 November 2014 22:44

You've cat to be kitten me

adrian1910 15

Monday 17 November 2014 22:48

What a CATastrophe

hunteredmundson 17

Monday 17 November 2014 23:15

You've cat to be kitten me right meow

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:11

I don't think that customer was feline well mentally.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:37

Keyword search: cat

em_the_g 12

Tuesday 18 November 2014 4:14

To it's you got to be kitten me right meow

cdawg69 10

Tuesday 18 November 2014 6:36

solid..

grimpeeper 13

Wednesday 19 November 2014 3:27

Cat you think of any more puns right meow? These puns are making me claw-strophobic, I'm surrounded by these cat-astrophic puns

Despereaux 15

Monday 17 November 2014 22:45

Did you know her beforehand? Or was it some random person? Either way, fyl, op.

Sakuraashita 15

Tuesday 18 November 2014 15:00

They must have already known each other since she knew OP has a cat.

ajh557 22

Monday 17 November 2014 22:46

That's catastrophic.

kaablam 17

Tuesday 18 November 2014 17:19

Sounds more like opportunity for an awesome holiday card to me! -crazy customer

tigerborn69 18

Monday 17 November 2014 22:46

she wants that pussy

danis_fml 12

Monday 17 November 2014 22:47

You should feel flattered lol

VolcanoTheDragon 20

Monday 17 November 2014 23:37

So thats how you would feel if someone you didn't know came up to you and demanded a card with a picture of your face on it?

theawkwardlife 21

Tuesday 18 November 2014 2:49

They could get greeting cards of beautiful nature sceneries, famous historical landmarks or beach booty, but instead they want my face? Hell ya, wouldn't you?