Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend... - FML

By insideout - 10/05/2009 20:25 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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Rakayum 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:25

lol. how could anyone vote that her life is F'ed.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:29

Oh common, there's plenty of other explanations to why your shirt was inside out. Oh wait. There's not.

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AnnerNanner 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:10

Awhhh. That stinks. Thats better than having your skirt on backwards or something though.

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:29

So close... yet so far. D:

lildevil_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 21:03

hahahaha @ #1 i totally agree :P

iroquoiswho1033 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:22

Oh soo... I like sex with my shirt inside out too. Your parents might just like the same thing.

heyheyhey00615 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:00

wow...you would think that you would realize that either u or ur bf would notice ur shirt was inside out...how stupid can u get...i agree with #1

xLovey 3

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:23

Haha, I've had a similar thing happen to me... except I was really drunk and I was wearing someone elses jacked with no shirt... didn't even notice 'til my mom pointed it out ^_^'

hedleyfreak 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:08

lol just because she had her shirt off dont mean she was actually having sex. lol i guess none of you have heard of foreplay.

sof19707 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 21:18

thats frekin hilarious

luvbird1 0

Monday 1 June 2009 21:36

that hasnt happened to me... yet

EvyMarie 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 19:14

Sounds like my life... that is why you take a jacket or something usually people put those on correctly... and its covers up your shirt :-p

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