Intimacy: Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend... - FML

By insideout - 10/05/2009 20:25 - United States

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Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

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Rakayum 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:25

lol. how could anyone vote that her life is F'ed.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:29

Oh common, there's plenty of other explanations to why your shirt was inside out. Oh wait. There's not.

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debbiedowner2 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:42

Well, as long as you had your fun..

DanceRox9008 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:43

so howd it go when you saw your parents? #9 ask your mom. :D and #12, just because her shirt was inside out doesnt mean shes a ****. she WAS with her boyfriend.

theeNSP 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:26

What did 12 say?

sillyking44 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:45

LOL #9..you've got to be fairly young to not get it

alexgisforme3 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:46

huh?

cyxx 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:46

haha wow, YDI... #9 you're cute.

AUT_student 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:47

YDI - but thank-you for sharing, you've made my day!!!

FTL 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:49

Hahaha...nice!

_ImNotBroken_ 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:50

Ohmygod Skills :) You are my hero!!

dancin303 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:50

9/27 the ops shirt was inside out. meaning at somepoint with her boyfriend her shirt was right side out then became inside out (most likely the shirt came off between the two). what could of happened in between. your 16 think about it.

ShyAnn29 14

Monday 22 August 2011 8:52

The played bingo?!!? Lol I'm kidding!

koalabear77386 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:50

haha as long as it was worth it

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