Today, i told my partner, with whom i have been with for decades,...

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 19:32 - Germany - Hanover

Today, i told my partner, with whom i have been with for decades, that i don't want to move into the house we bought and which he is renovating. FML

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Ike From 85 7

Monday 1 February 2021 3:32

Ouch!

Regis Bent 12

Saturday 30 January 2021 20:44

Did you tell him this before he bought and started renovating the house?

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Regis Bent 12

Saturday 30 January 2021 20:44

Did you tell him this before he bought and started renovating the house?

Ike From 85 7

Monday 1 February 2021 3:32

Ouch!

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