Miscellaneous: Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because...

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 01:03 - United States

Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML

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Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

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By cookyourowndamndinner - 17/04/2017 06:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML

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By ididn'tevendoanythingwrong - 10/02/2015 18:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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Roommate from hell #457

By Theguyinthedark - 30/06/2016 13:23 - Bangladesh

Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML

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By sparkyjaf - 14/05/2015 12:41 - Australia - West Pymble

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

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No way

By Adam curran - 24/04/2022 06:00

Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML

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Unreasonable

By Dano - 07/08/2021 10:01

Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML

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lameuser 23

Sunday 17 November 2013 8:55

You better find some new roommates. FYL

misspulkadot24 17

Sunday 17 November 2013 8:57

Then stop enabling them and make them pay their own rent. They will be evicted soon enough.

Comments

omgimdying 15

Sunday 17 November 2013 10:31

sorry op, that sucks. next time, choose your roommates more carefully to avoid issues like this

buttcramp 21

Sunday 17 November 2013 10:32

press charges, break the lease.. be the first one to tell the land lord your side. but that's s felony, pawning someone's stuff

TheDrifter 23

Sunday 17 November 2013 18:10

Misdemeanor until they sell 5 grand worth of op's stuff or a weapon is drawn actually.

Skatergirl129 2

Sunday 17 November 2013 10:33

Kick them out

shhhaaarrron 12

Sunday 17 November 2013 10:37

Awh that sucks op, but be glad it wasn't anything expensive or valuable.

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 17 November 2013 19:27

We don't know just how many DVDs it was. If my entire DVD collection was taken, it would cost upwards of six grand to recoup the losses (lots of boxed sets and complete series). Also, I'm curious what the difference between valuable and expensive is (to you).

Havin 19

Sunday 17 November 2013 10:52

Roomies for ya.

Havin 19

Sunday 17 November 2013 10:53

I hate people.

Rainhawk94 27

Sunday 17 November 2013 15:24

I hate you too

lambda_fml 40

Sunday 17 November 2013 10:56

Can we say your roommates are...Pawnstars!

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Sunday 17 November 2013 11:34

So did you call the police and get a police report, They did steal your property.

vucui 21

Sunday 17 November 2013 11:45

Like everyone else is saying, FILE A POLICE REPORT. The police will do something about it. Roommates or not, they need to be punished for what they did. You only have yourself to blame if they walk all over you and don't face justice for their stupidity.