By Misc248 - 19/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML
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Misc248 0

We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).

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MrSassypants 33

I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.

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Llama_Face89 33

92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.

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Misc248 0

We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).

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MrSassypants 33

I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

That's why you tell a brother and not a sister. Dang, I'm craving pizza now.

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Gillett 23

#86 i had a scare like that too. Except I'm married and have sex all the time.

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Llama_Face89 33

92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.

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sturschaedel 27

93, 92 did not clarify that both happen with the same woman.

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brookiesawr 11

I know the feeling. I can't tell my oldest sister anything. 1sip of alcohol and she tells my parents everything.

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Carpenter_C 14

This seems odd to me as this comment is from over 5 years ago. Breaking news in the FML feed.

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_musical_addict_ 0

wow I'm sorry. Well, most of the time a sibling is a trustworthy person to talk to about such serious matters. I'm sorry you got a bitchy sister Hey you said you might be pregnant. Let's hope you're not

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JCH3 0

- you deserve that for getting pregnant

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NamelessFace 22

Yeah man people who try to reproduce in attempt to keep the human race alive are such assholes totally.

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Morgana666 6

and if you read her reply instead of being a judgmental asshole, you would know it was a false alarm.

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AninOnin 24

Doesn't even matter. She could have been trying to get pregnant.

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Delisted 0

I think her sister just pressed "send to all"

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anonymous100000 17

call her back and make her feel like shit. sorry OP. FYL.

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aukaylaheath 16

I'd be so mad if my sister did that to me.

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danimal_crackerz 26

How old is she to be doing that, and have a phone?

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britzy_03 19

Um i got a phone when i was 11 and before that i barely knew what being pregnancy was so anything older than 11 could do that. Also if she was a young as sister then i doubt the OP would be sharing that with someone that age

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MzZombicidal 36

#101, that's quite a lot of assuming... Her sister could be younger, naive and capable of texting or older and immature... Can't really assume an age based off of an FML and a mass text... lol.

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