Health: Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that... - FML

By Misc248 - 19/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML

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Saturday 7 November 2009 17:40

We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).

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MrSassypants 33

Monday 2 March 2015 18:04

I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 2 March 2015 20:51

92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.

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snarkytruth 37

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:44

Sounds like she was too excited for news that big. It's a shame she didn't keep your secret like you wished she had but sisters are always closely bonded. Well, I hope you are still close just don't trust her with anything critical. . I wish we knew how old she was and what happened when you did confront her

maSOkiSt 13

Tuesday 3 March 2015 15:43

I have seven sisters. And I tell them nothing. Lessons learned the hard way. It does facilitate spreading news through my family without having to call anyone however :)

Hippecx 5

Saturday 18 July 2015 12:21

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