Health: Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that... - FML

By Misc248 - 19/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML

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Misc248 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 17:40

We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).

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MrSassypants 33

Monday 2 March 2015 18:04

I didn't tell anyone when I thought I was pregnant. It turned out I wasn't pregnant though because I never had sex, I'm a guy, and it turned out I was just fat.

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 2 March 2015 20:51

92- Married and sex all the time.. You can have one or the other.

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Superawesomestev 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:52

wow, that sucks. the shitty sister part that is. Getting knocked up, ydi.

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 20 October 2009 1:55

Why is this an FML? For all you know she was just trying to tell her bf or best friend or something... doesn't sound like she was trying to tell family before you or anything... don't see how this is an FML.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:59

YDI for having a parrot for a sister. You shouldn't tell people you THINK you're pregnant. Get a pregnancy test to be sure. See a OB-GYN to be really sure.

michigan12207 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:03

YOU ARE RETARDEDDDDDDDDD, stupid ass bitch

hesduffy 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 4:16

what an asshole... you should post that on heyahole.com.

aussie00swede 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 8:49

oh, was this like a mass text? then I could understand how it is a bitch thing to do... otherwise its just a little weak, sister jibing to each other.

hate_my_life29 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 18:00

thats what you get for being a *****

ecilart 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:40

maybe in her haste she accidentally sent the text to the wrong person? i hope she's not that clueless...

ecilart 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:46

woops nevermind i thought the fml was about something different

xxniki 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:01

haha FAIL for your sister

nessykate12 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:42

I'd be sooooo mad if one of my sisters did that.

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