By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML
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AlexBblah 10

Dear Lawd Give this woman the strenght not to take the sock away from him.

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olpally 32

He played you good there, op. Lmao. Dobby died though.

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LissaMccracken 23

:( And it was the worst death, besides Fred or maybe Snape

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KVKdragon 26

Why is that so immature? People of all ages love Harry Potter and I'd happily make references to the series in daily convo :P

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ALpein 0

But God forbid someone makes a joke that isn't of mainstream nerdism. Harry Potter joke? Hilarious! Lord of the Rings joke? How immature.

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KVKdragon 26

Why are you using my comment for a flame war? -_-

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ALpein 0

I'm not. I'm agreeing. Where do you see a 'flame war'?

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miracle250 0

Somebody has been watching Harry Potter..

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heygirlie777 21

Well, at least he's a house elf. That means he can't have a wand and he can't Avada Kedavra you.

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

Yeah but house elves are badass... I want to be able to flick my fingers and make a cake float. =]

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Forlorn420 9

I bet you do lol. Though you are an elf killer..

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Myo_fml 20

I while reading this part of the comments was falling asleep and had a terrifying dream like flash of Voldemort all up in my face. Just throwing that out there.

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Leslier_fml 4

Dobby is a free elf therefore he should be living on his own.

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strawberrywine22 30

Sounds like Dobby needs to get a job and start pitching in for the bills!

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Dracoboxer357 35

34- Agreed, or he can come home to find his stuff on the side of the curb. Parent's house, so those appear to be his choices.

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ElectricEffect 13

I'd just like to point out since people seem to be repeating that he should get a job and pitch in, that absolutely nowhere in the FML does it say he doesn't have a job, or pitch in what-so-ever.

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