By cuntingbitchofawhore - 06/02/2016 03:11 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML
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organizse 28

Casually slip her some Xanax bc she needs to chill out

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rivimatt 20

Well she's a bitch, nothing else to say

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HomoHotLips 9

I would have looked her up and down and been like, "I think you should start taking some..." and just walked away.

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Grayness_ 26

Well I mean...if you need to lose weight....

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cloudyface 23

Not sure why you told her that but if you're looking for revenge try Ex-Lax in her coffee.

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rapsodiya2005 6

Give her entire bottle, let her sleep and eat in the restroom.

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To_Die_For 7

To be honest she probably said this, because she is more than likely envious off your youth. Try no too let her get too you. She is a bully, and I know it sounds cliche' But bullies bully those that threatens certain insecurities they have. So do not let her negativity influence your health and happiness. It was not that hard for her not too be a bitch like that. So do not let a person like that get too you. She is not worth it.

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gusrick 20

Fire up that loud Another round of shots... TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!!

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peckerbeak22 14

What a rude bitch. Tell her to get the dick out of her ass

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