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By cuntingbitchofawhore - 06/02/2016 03:11 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

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By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Winchester

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By DarkMaskDiva - 21/03/2020 18:00

Today, I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression is making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

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By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States

Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 14:02

Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By DarkMaskDiva - 16/06/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

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ED much?

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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organizse 28

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

Casually slip her some Xanax bc she needs to chill out

rivimatt 20

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

Well she's a bitch, nothing else to say

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miranda9202 15

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:46

"Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?"

idk_rose 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:59

Slip her laxatives sometime. She can't be a **** if she's stuck on the toilet.

Echosnow 15

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:36

Should've looked her up and down and told her she won't last long.

914smv 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:56

that was definitely not nice. what a bad step mom. Do not listen to her. Your pretty just the way you are. If you want to lose weight do it for yourself, no one else.

rebeccabyram 15

Sunday 7 February 2016 8:11

mines the opposite, i would love to have your tablets

fridgeslyr 7

Sunday 7 February 2016 10:15

I think your mom might need her own rx

TheAllFather 1

Sunday 7 February 2016 11:00

people are big. the fat and muscle serves a purpose!

rxoyalheathen 5

Sunday 7 February 2016 13:52

what medication was it?

Dilexar 26

Sunday 7 February 2016 17:09

That's just ****** up. Sorry, OP.

mld4657 28

Sunday 7 February 2016 17:59

tell your father, and schedule an appointment with your doctor that could be dangerous

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