By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
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DarkHelmet 10

YDI Enjoy walking around with crusty asscheeks

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Lenho 26

FYL for having such a unconsiderate and lazy dad... and YDI for not making sure there was TP before sitting. Bidet or shower are nice options, but those won't be available anywhere you take a dump. A life lesson. I hope you remember to check for TP next time you take a dump, no matter where. I find very disgusting how many people have actually used the stuff in the garbage. And thinking of #44, do they eat the remainings on the kitchen garbage if they're hungry?

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unillenium 6

Toilet paper outages are always a YDI just FYI.

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jaystreet46 4

How is it hos step dads responsibility?! He shoulda checked before he pooped a squat. YDI most definitely!

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FweakofCydonia 40

If all else fails, flush your toilet for obvious reasons. Then, jump into the shower and aim the shower head behind you so it washes off all that stuff off your bum.

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