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By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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By Well Shit - 16/08/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, I had a really big, satisfying shit in the loo of a pub several miles from home. After getting back to my table, my stomach rumbled, and, assuming it was just gas, I let it go. What followed was approximately a litre of brown water, soaking my underwear, jeans, and chair, and dribbling onto the floor. FML

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By mysidesaresplitting - 14/12/2012 06:44 - United States - Oxford

Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 18:01 - Australia

Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - 05/04/2013 18:51 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2018 18:30 - United States - Compton

Today, I was at a pool party with my friends. I really had to pass gas so I moved a bit from the group and let it rip. Instead of bubbles surfacing a brown cloud of poo rose instead. FML

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akagopher 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:36

TMI

Eyams 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:41

At least there was no plasma?

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navyfan333 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:46

Should this really have been on fml?

lalalalover937 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:48

you missed plasma......

rak393 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:48

That's too awesome to be an fml.

addiegirlroxx 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:51

Feel better now??

Branflakes78 13

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:13

who cares!! what kind of fml is this!! gay ass

chlolzah 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:35

Shit happens mate, even at the worst moments! :P

viciousgrin 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:45

What about plasma and Bose-einstein condensate? O.o

swgmimi12 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:45

and Bose Einstein condensate

staymintyfresh 13

Wednesday 14 December 2011 14:29

rubberduckie94 13

Wednesday 14 December 2011 13:54

you could have at least took a picture. i geuss we all know now your not as proud as your acting.

iSnortWaffles 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 14:01

LMFAO.

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