By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 19:17 - United States

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Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.

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gracehi 31

Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?

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KittyKayleen 11

Did you break up with him and yell at your sister for trying to get with your ******* boyfriend?

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hacksaw246 24

I'm pretty sure she did get with OPs boyfriend..

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LyricaSilvan 29

Oh, I'm sure it was intended to become more than a handjob. You just happened to walk in before it got that far. In any case, I'm sorry to hear that your (hopefully now ex) boyfriend and your sister are such bastards.

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Desticles69 13

just a handjob? haha oh well atleast you can find someone better now

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ndnpride88 25

Wow that's going to be an awkward conversation at the table

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"I suppose a threesome is out of the question?"

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johnnynumnuts 17

That sucks op, shows you can't even trust family!

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Goblin182 26

No, it doesn't suck. It was a hand job. Blow jobs suck.

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