By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

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zombieslayer83 19

You must be down in the dumps.

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buckdharma 36

Oh what a massive mess we poohed when first we practice to delude

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goose12321 11

Don't worry about it, most guys think of clogging the toilet as an achievement lol.

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DanielleinDC 33

This is not the first time I've read of a woman clogging a toilet with her *****. How the hell does that happen? Newsflash, boys: Girls poop too!

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junkman6 22

They try to hold it in and when they finally crap it's the size of a Honey badger and twice as tough.

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james9120 7

Lol, hopefully if you're taking him to meet your parents, you guys are beyond the whole fart and shit thing.

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Futacy 29

Maybe it's just because I hang out with unintelligent people, but you're the first person I've ever seen use the word "surreptitious" correctly.

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tfisch16 9

What in the entire **** does "surreptitious" mean?

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gaganinia 14

que rico.es cagar :). cagas tu caga el papa y caga la mujer mas guapa ;)

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cosmicstare 9

At least she didn't ask him to unclog it.

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rockstar362 8

if it's such a huge deal to her bf that she would have to try to escape it he's probably tops 12 and believes girls don't poop

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