By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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PenguinBitch 43

Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

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zombieslayer83 19

You must be down in the dumps.

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meow_jess 11

It's the mom that said that, not the boyfriend..

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PrincessPesa 20

Thanks a lot, mom! Well. It happens. It really could have gone much worse; most guys are pretty cavalier about poo situations. At least you didn't shit your pants, right?

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imagineapc 11

My boyfriend thinks it's gross when I fart. He had a former girlfriend who thought it was funny to fart all the time, and apparently the smell was awful. So understandably, he has a hard being attracted to a fart machine. He knows that I poo of course, but I don't go around broadcasting it.

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buddy51 23

If he "has a hard" then I think he's attracted....

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jmcgee17 20

At least he knows her pipes work well now... No one like it when the pipes are backed up.

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perdix 29

Coulda been worse. She could have led him to the clogged crapper and said, "See what my daughter can do?"

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BlowinChronic 18

So as he was unloading his trunk, you were aswell. Nothing to be ashamed of, happens to the best of us.

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FlyingPie 17

Sounds like your plan for a good introfuction went down the drain. Let's hope you can wipe the slate clean.

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Enslaved 36

Surreptitious shit? What's that like? I think I need to eat more fibre. ):

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Pleonasm 35

You have to be on your tippy-toes to have a surreptitious shit. That or put some toilet paper down before blowing a load, it mutes the splash.

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Enslaved 36

Shoot! I have a Bose radio in my restroom blasting an Avenged Sevenfold CD to drown out the sounds. Butt sadly many times my grunts are in vain. ):

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kevsandy303 12

47) Well its obvious: Skunks stink, and skunks are mammals, and so are giraffes, and giraffes have long necks, and so do guitars, and guitars play music, and today's music is shitty, and shit is what clogs toilets, and that's what OP did. How do you not see it?

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outoftown 26

Translation: "If you want to use the toilet here, unplug it yourself. Her shit is your problem."

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Seriously though, Op should know how to unclog a toilet.. The only time I've ever seen toilets get clogged is if no one flushes or someone uses waaaay too much toilet paper. So I kinda think Op deserves it, and should have just spent 12 seconds plunging it herself, and no one would have had to know. But who am I to judge, that's still a shitty thing to have happen :P

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vencku 13

43 - I have the same feeling. There's been several FML clogging situations. I've never seen that happen. How do you clog a toilet? Does the rest of the world use some sort of weak version with small pipes and no flushing power? It's annoying if the toilet is straight out broken, though.

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