Animals: Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid...

By :,< - 17/09/2012 17:16 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago

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Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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thefailgurl96 11

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

Pretty little pony penis.

283leis 8

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:31

Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.

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ViviMage 39

Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:18

Male equines, before they do a #2, the head of the penis extends and he lifts his tail. Another few mintues you'd have a priceless photo of pretty pony poop.