Animals: Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers....

By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 05:55 - United States - Truckee

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

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By Thanks - 27/11/2009 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML

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By Soaked - 20/05/2010 15:20 - United States

Today, my family, including my 2 year old niece, went to the zoo. We were at the lion exhibit. I was holding my niece so she could get a better view of the lions. As I was holding her, the lions started to roar. She got so scared that she peed. Her diaper wasn't very absorbent, but my shirt was. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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By steve - 23/12/2011 03:02 - United States

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By gbabyy - 22/11/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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By littlespoon - 04/02/2010 08:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

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HrothgarXII 21

Friday 21 August 2015 17:03

As much as that sucks, you gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.

natheitz 23

Friday 21 August 2015 17:01

They're GREAT

Comments

tosdyke 16

Saturday 22 August 2015 6:44

She had to get a golden shower sometime...

Hauclir 14

Saturday 22 August 2015 8:20

What i am most interested in is, you're from America and using the metric system.

iwadasn 32

Sunday 23 August 2015 5:14

What's so interesting about that? Americans learn and use both.

nekminnet 13

Saturday 22 August 2015 9:23

Tell her the truth. They spray to claim territory. Her was saying he wants to keep her.

momac86 17

Saturday 22 August 2015 10:10

Bet she was pissed ?

vikky538 28

Saturday 22 August 2015 17:58

Do you know.. Thats how tigers mark their territory

JCal585 8

Saturday 22 August 2015 20:40

I hope someone got that on video for YouTube :-D

TallMist 32

Saturday 22 August 2015 20:59

I'm pretty certain I already posted a comment asking why there was so many YDIs, but it appears to have been deleted for some reason, so here it is again. Why all the YDIs?