By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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Suckstbeyou 0

it happens. the cops thought I was a rapist once cuz some old lady called the cops on me cuz I fit the profile. I would have knocked her ass off me and told her she could get hurt by acting like that. old lady or not. let's be civilized.

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King_of_Kings 3

just a misunderstanding. NOT AN FML if you guys reading this want to see some good videos of Things That Deserver To Be Destroyed, follow the following link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions

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ithedarkknight 0

are you serious grab the cane and wack that bitch back idc if she old... that some bullshit... anyone hitting me with a cane better be ready to take that shit back

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xoxkarinexox 0

Slap that hoe and tell her to not jump to conclusions!! >:( who is she to whack the first person who pets her dog who happens to look like a dognapper?!?! She should be more careful!! This pissed ME off rofl

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anniesaysbueno 0

to really be taken seriously, it all depends on how hard she whacked you. a few red marks and I say it wasn't too bad if there's bruising, it's a totally different situation

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Ventriloquisitor 0

"Today, I saw the woman who kidnapped my dog. I beat her with a cane repeatedly. Turns out it wasn't the right woman. FML"

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