By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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InspiredByGaGa 8

If she left any bruises on you, sue for assault.

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Kitty34_fml 0

FYL. That sucks. By the sounds of it, the dog wasn't on a leash. No wonder her previous pet was stolen. That woman is an idiot. You should have reemed her out for not taking care of her dog properly.

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brainwascht 0

This FML would be even better if it ended with "I'm a guy"

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Gumboots 0

did the dog u were walking also look like her dog? if so then i'd say she had some preeeetty hard evidence

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Pizzabutt 0

I ******* hate old people, I would have pushed her down and kicked her dog.

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RuralNinja 0

Wow, what a dumb old ****. You should have hit her back, you could have gotten lucky and killed her.

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MeanCommenter88 0

i would have called the cops on that old bitch.

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sidd2000 0

i would have cussed her out and then called the cop on her

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Hjelloo 0

That's why I avoid anybody over 60. Including my parents. God knows if they're senile or not.

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