By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
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hunny_kat 0

You should have kicked her in the kidneys and then apologized and told her that she looked a lot like another old woman who had previously hit you with her cane for no reason.

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survivalism 0

That crap is annoying. Take the cane and throw it next time.

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fangsupKELS 0

Pics or didn't happen

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intrepid00 0

You should have hit her back with a bigger cane. Of course, she would only strike back with a bigger one but that is when you build an even bigger one.

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drinkupgorgeous 0

It happens! I swear. When I was 10, some people who lived down the street from me stole my dog, and refused to give it back. Ugh.

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Lehk 9

sue her and get a restraining order against her.

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lucksnothear1 0

old women always end of being violent no matter how slow they walk

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giebs22 6

Did the old woman really run up to you? If so, why did she even have a cane? If she was that old, would she really not be wise enough to put her dog on a leash? If she's already lost one dog before I doubt she would not take more precautions in the future. This FML has some serious discrepancies.

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