Health: Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I...

By radioactiveglowinthedarkthing - 10/10/2011 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Plymouth

Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML

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By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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By breathexali - 24/07/2010 10:50 - United States

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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By shots shots shots - 12/02/2013 07:41 - United States - Redlands

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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By devinchi - 11/11/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 02:02 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

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By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By birchbeer - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML

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By jalopenos - 29/01/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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iwabo 9

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

bright side: there's a chance you become a super hero.

hidinginthesky 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

Well it will be bright if you'll be glowing... Get it? Bright side? :P

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My_Nightmare 19

Tuesday 11 October 2011 3:50

Well, laughter's the best medicine. . .

kissnjones 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:01

That's funny:p

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:01

That is not funny.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:03

Your friend? So much win. Always look on the bright side of life ... *whistles*

nancyfantastic 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:00

Oh how I adore Monty Python :) you made my day!

Pendragon525 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:06

Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries!

Joey44 15

Tuesday 11 October 2011 11:01

Fetchez la vache!

69chick69 7

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:14

why is this an fml? funerals are always uninteresting. spice it up with a glowing corpse!!

ZeroIce 12

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:34

whats radiology?

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:01

Do you live in a hole?

cleifmastersix 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:35

where's the fml that would be so cool

LilAngel606 5

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:59

well at your funeral when you glow up the people who attend will have a cool story to tell at least

SnipeFatPeople 6

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:17

Lol that comment made me laugh so hard

malzi21 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:32

Why so many YDIs?

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