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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

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Hitting it off

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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Having multiple jobs may have its benefits

By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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pikachulove14 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 16:10

At least he is a good friend and told you.

lukeyhoward79236 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 16:12

At least you found out that way, rather than her attempting cheating on you, and your friend was honest to tell you what happened, you have a good friend there

Comments

Cybreo 2

Wednesday 25 September 2013 11:40

u must degrade her and leave her for that people like that deserve all they get.

JokersHQ 21

Wednesday 25 September 2013 15:40

To be honest he was being a good friend. It may have hurt your feelings, but by being honest at least you know now that she could be a possible cheater.

jimmywithsalt 19

Thursday 26 September 2013 6:07

What a b!tch. Good friend you got there though

Taolan 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 18:04

Dump her, but he's a keeper.

smurfdoll 8

Friday 27 September 2013 0:12

Wow never take a gf out with hot friends lmao. She's not good for you tho & hey can I get his #? I mean I'm not your gf lmao.

SatinsNightmares 17

Friday 27 September 2013 2:37

Op, guess it's time you find a new girlfriend because this one doesn't seem to be a keeper.

alfalfalaffa 17

Friday 27 September 2013 3:13

Hmmm.... This is a bit of a predicament you in. My immediate reaction was to dump her, but then she might go out with your friend. Quite a pickle indeed.