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By E_G_G_S_O_U_P - 08/12/2016 13:12

Today, whilst riding my brand new dirt bike for the first time, the chain broke and slashed me down the back of the left leg with such force that it chipped the bone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By E-fail - 07/10/2020 08:53 - Canada - Bathurst

Today, I received my new e-bike. I could barely afford it but I desperately needed a method of transportation. On my second ride, I splashed through a fresh sidewalk. There was sidewalk in the chain, in the brakes, everywhere. There goes my brand new bike. FML

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Today, after spending hundreds of dollars on parts and tools, and hours of research to teach myself how to perform the work, I upgraded my bike. It was also today that I made it 4 blocks from my house on my first ride before I hit a curb and broke my collarbone. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By fml boy - 25/03/2019 02:00

Today, my 10k dirt bike stopped starting. I used it once and owned it for less than 24 hours. Later in the afternoon, I dropped my phone and it cracked. Later in the evening, I was walking in my room towards my bed in the dark and I stubbed my toe on my Pc and one of the panels fell off. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 02:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I took my motorbike out for the first time ever, after having waited for five weeks for it to be returned from the mechanics. Three hours later and I crashed after getting caught in the rain and hitting an oil patch on the road. Looks like I won't be riding until it's fixed. Again. FML

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By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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ama1733 11

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:15

Jesus OP! That sounds super painful. FYL indeed

airdude25 18

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:22

I'm so sorry OP! Make sure you dealership/Company pay for all the medical bills.

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ama1733 11

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:15

Jesus OP! That sounds super painful. FYL indeed

HappyItalian 38

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:19

I wouldn't even wish that on my worst enemy. Sounds absolutely painful, sorry OP.

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:20

Oh god! I hope you're gonna be all right. That sounds horrible.

Welshite 39

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:21

That would grind anyone's gears.

ItzLive 0

Friday 9 December 2016 1:15

I love edgy jokes

airdude25 18

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:22

I'm so sorry OP! Make sure you dealership/Company pay for all the medical bills.

LouGout 0

Friday 9 December 2016 1:19

Are you f'n kidding me?! Why are they responsible because he is a dumbass? What should you be wearing when you are riding? Long pants and riding boots! Also, you are supposed to inspect your ride.

arrouz 13

Friday 9 December 2016 2:36

If it was powerful enough to chip a bone, it won't really matter all that much what he's wearing.

LouGout 0

Friday 9 December 2016 2:55

Riding boots and long pants are a lot more resistant than skin.

airdude25 18

Friday 9 December 2016 3:40

The reason is that there was a weak link in the chain from the factory causing the chain to snap... and if there is a broken chain flying you are going to get hurt.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 9 December 2016 4:12

16 - Would you inspect a bike that you just bought? If it's brand new that's the dealer's job to inspect it.

brooklyn0118 22

Friday 9 December 2016 4:57

Brand new from the dealership or sitting in your garage for years any experienced rider knows to do a full check of the bike. It's as simple as that. And to wear proper gear. He probably wouldn't be in the hospital if he was wearing proper riding gear.

dinosaurs22 9

Friday 9 December 2016 7:40

Just curious how you guys know he wasn't wearing proper gear? I've known plenty of people who have been hurt on dirt bikes while wearing all their gear.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 9 December 2016 8:25

There's also nothing to suggest that OP is an experienced rider. And the gear is meant to protect you mostly from sliding along the ground, it isn't designed to protect against being hit with a broken chain moving at high speed.

PapiiChuloo 4

Friday 9 December 2016 8:25

Thats the thing, they dont. Motocross pants arnt even thick. Not anywhere thick enough to stop a chain either. Jeans wouldn't either. & for the riding boots, they dont come up all the way over your knee so there is still room for injury. Plus its funny how people blame the rider for the company's fault. Im pretty sure all of you wouldn't get a brand new car from the dealership inspected after you just bought it.

MrBreaks 5

Friday 9 December 2016 19:12

#39 actually i still would considering if they "don't know" they aren't reliable.

ThexFroggyGirl 21

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:31

Jesus.. I can't even imagine the amount of pain you must have felt. Hope the healing process is a quick and easy one!

oyooooooooo 2

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:32

omg, hope your alright OP!! that sounds awful!!:(:(

saddadnmke 10

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:33

that's an unfortunate "chain" of events. I hope you're ok and not afraid to ride again.

TheBrenster 2

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:37

My street bike did this at 100mph. Been 3 years and I still don't walk right. Really good protective gear is expensive, but now you know it's more than worth it.