Health: Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one... - FML

By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2017 15:00

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Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 02:00 - United States - Midland

Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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bigmusclebro 20

Wednesday 4 November 2015 7:55

At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 4 November 2015 7:55

It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP

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jonomc 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:22

Guessing lots of people don't know about speech to text here? Anyway I assume it was your wrists you broke as that is the most common injury. I'm Not a health and safety freak but I always used to use wrist and knee guards. When you see the damage I did to them you know why I wore them. Get better soon.

j_bloo 5

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:24

That's one shitty situation. Good luck dude.

revolvearoundme 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:40

And today's "Participation Trophy" goes to...

Epikatz 22

Wednesday 4 November 2015 10:05

Make your nephew do it. He owes you. You were kind enough to take him to the roller rink, after all.

pkypereira 11

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:17

How did both of them break?!

xx000o 27

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:24

Bidet time?????

FrostyNipz19 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:34

that sounds like hell

tika12991 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:37

Ooooh I've had that happen. But it was my wrists, and luckily, I was only 8 years old. You don't really care as much then. :-/ Sorry, OP! FYL!

justsayingbeach 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:39

But you can FML? Burning pants me smells

xxkrystalxx 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:46

Wait so do you just.... Not?

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