Health: Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one... - FML

By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I tried to go rollerskating with my kids. I wasn’t even able to fully stand up before I fell and broke my leg. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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By dad - 28/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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I need a wipe!

By Not funnu - 23/10/2022 04:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML

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By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2017 15:00

Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 02:00 - United States - Midland

Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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bigmusclebro 20

Wednesday 4 November 2015 7:55

At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 4 November 2015 7:55

It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP

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jonomc 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:22

Guessing lots of people don't know about speech to text here? Anyway I assume it was your wrists you broke as that is the most common injury. I'm Not a health and safety freak but I always used to use wrist and knee guards. When you see the damage I did to them you know why I wore them. Get better soon.

j_bloo 5

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:24

That's one shitty situation. Good luck dude.

revolvearoundme 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 9:40

And today's "Participation Trophy" goes to...

Epikatz 22

Wednesday 4 November 2015 10:05

Make your nephew do it. He owes you. You were kind enough to take him to the roller rink, after all.

pkypereira 11

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:17

How did both of them break?!

xx000o 27

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:24

Bidet time?????

FrostyNipz19 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:34

that sounds like hell

tika12991 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:37

Ooooh I've had that happen. But it was my wrists, and luckily, I was only 8 years old. You don't really care as much then. :-/ Sorry, OP! FYL!

justsayingbeach 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:39

But you can FML? Burning pants me smells

xxkrystalxx 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:46

Wait so do you just.... Not?

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