By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
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bigmusclebro 20

At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!

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wanted_2_want 40

It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP

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wanted_2_want 40

It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP

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slingerslasher 24

Too bad a toilet paper roll is now too much for OP

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zAstonish 20

I hope this doesn't lead to an incestuous relationship with your mother...

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Misswildsides 22

When I snapped my arm I was still able to text and type with those fingers, even with a full arm cast. It was difficult nonetheless, but possible.

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Exobadger 15

How are you typing this without extreme pain from moving your arms OP? I'm pretty sure it takes movement to use either a keyboard or cellphone ._.

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ColonelSloth 4

Ouch OP, that really sucks. . . But how did it happen? And how are you typing this? This FML raises a lot of questions.

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604 11

Well... At least you can't be considered armed and dangerous. Amirightoramiright?

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alvarny 17

the right to bear arms no longer applies

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NicoleP1993 29

I'm really wondering if the people downvoting you don't get the Reddit joke... or they DO get the joke and that's why they downvoted you... *shudders*

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kelciimackk 24

Were you born with glass bones and paper skin? Break your legs every morning and your arms every afternoon? At night, do you like awake in agony until your heart attacks out you to sleep?

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