Kids: Someone's getting coal from Santa...

Someone's getting coal from Santa...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2017 15:00

Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 06:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML

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By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 06:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML

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By aaaa - 25/09/2018 17:30

Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML

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By Tallie - 01/10/2018 12:00

Today, I fell down the stairs, breaking my foot and tendons. It was the first time I had ever broken anything, and the doctor said that it's the most complicated break he'd ever seen. It's too complicated to operate. Now I'm stuck in a wheelchair for god knows how long. FML

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By vkryss13 - 22/06/2015 19:10 - Guam - Tamuning

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML

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By ouch - 29/05/2016 23:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing around with it when he rolled over my already injured foot. At least surgery is next week. FML

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By knee pain - 09/12/2013 19:17 - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Friday 15 December 2017 15:10

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a colouring pencil to the knee.

AreyoucomingOnmytitsPhrasingboom 7

Friday 15 December 2017 16:13

I do hope you didn't let him get away with that. Little sh*t.

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exileonmainst 16

Friday 15 December 2017 15:10

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a colouring pencil to the knee.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 15 December 2017 15:30

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Symphoniaes 32

Sunday 17 December 2017 11:56

What are you even talking about? >.>

AreyoucomingOnmytitsPhrasingboom 7

Friday 15 December 2017 16:13

I do hope you didn't let him get away with that. Little sh*t.

joeyl1990 28

Saturday 16 December 2017 15:35

Yeah. He should kill him.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 15 December 2017 16:23

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but we Pencils are sneaky bastards!

Cali 54

Tuesday 19 December 2017 1:28

You would know!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 15 December 2017 16:25

If his parents already bought him presents, I hope they sold them to cover some of the cost of the surgery. I know I would if he were my kid.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 15 December 2017 16:33

That must have been one hell of a sharp pencil!

EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

Friday 15 December 2017 16:56

It doesn't matter how old or young he is, MAKE HIS PARENTS HELP PAY! A child should know to NOT stab people with pencils, and one with enough strength to ruin a ligament is DEFINITELY old enough to know what's right and wrong. I hope that kid gets no presents for Christmas. Call me extreme, but a simple time-out or spanking isn't going to repair OP's lifelong limp. I hope you didn't want to participate in sports, OP, and I hope that you won't live in pain.