Miscellaneous: Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop...

By AmyLeigh - 26/08/2012 04:18 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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Such a cutie

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 20:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 07:10 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML

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Own it

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 06:00

Today, I was entertaining my niece at the family lunch by painting my lip with calamari ink. My father told me I looked like Ursula, from The Little Mermaid. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 26 August 2012 12:11

As long as no one who questions you is from the SPCA or the Humane Society, you won't have to put up with the well-deserved animal abuse investigation.

gracehi 31

Sunday 26 August 2012 15:35

"Two young too understand?" So, speaking of idiots...

Comments

mrboomstik 3

Sunday 26 August 2012 18:30

Your sister is stupid. The navi were blue...

The_Hunger_Games 4

Sunday 26 August 2012 21:56

Yes purple rocks!!!

sarah6786 14

Monday 27 August 2012 1:43

This is more of a f the dog's life than yours.

ellytoad 13

Monday 27 August 2012 2:03

As though anyone would have assumed that to begin with, since the Na'vi are anything but purple.

skittlesmeep 4

Monday 27 August 2012 2:30

I'd love to see pictures loll

charlotte178 4

Monday 27 August 2012 3:43

I love your sister

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 27 August 2012 5:31

that's actually kind of cute

Keahi 6

Monday 27 August 2012 7:57

Hahaha. That's not so bad.

habibiiiiiii 2

Monday 27 August 2012 7:57

Is the dog okay??

kitsune3 20

Saturday 1 September 2012 2:54

Um...how old is your sister, OP? Because unless she's very young and still learning her colors, she must be either slow or colorblind. The Na'vi were blue, not purple.