Dogs, Facebook, Social Media and Animals: Such a cutie

Such a cutie

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 20:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

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By rach - 19/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Roy

Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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KBurns207 17

Friday 31 May 2013 3:29

That's something my mom would do. Just man up and own that shit. OWN the princess poodle.

Foodstampnazi 5

Friday 31 May 2013 3:36

Confidence is sexy. Own that shit.

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watchme 11

Friday 31 May 2013 3:28

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Roskosity 22

Friday 31 May 2013 3:33

Her sense of humor is priceless.

twaumat 28

Friday 31 May 2013 8:17

and mean! poor guy...lol

Fsvb 32

Saturday 1 June 2013 1:21

What about the poor dog?

KBurns207 17

Friday 31 May 2013 3:29

That's something my mom would do. Just man up and own that shit. OWN the princess poodle.

wifey08 13

Friday 31 May 2013 4:17

I agree! Although if OP was so "concerned" he could have just taken off the clothes...

Welshite 39

Friday 31 May 2013 4:21

Good god, specify which clothes next time. It took five seconds for me to realize you meant the dog costume. I mean, I walk my dog naked, but my neighbors are used to my eccentricities.

wifey08 13

Friday 31 May 2013 4:34

I guess it was wrong of me to assume most people don't walk their dog in the nude...?

greenfishbait 19

Friday 31 May 2013 5:27

There's nothing sexier than a confident man walking a princess poodle.

vencku 13

Friday 31 May 2013 8:59

24 - My mum made me take her poodle [...] which she had dressed in [...]. There's not really that much room for confusion here, unlike in your example.

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kurodansei 16

Friday 31 May 2013 3:46

except for the obligation of 19 years of support she's given OP

elephantsarecute 16

Friday 31 May 2013 4:13

Since OP is 19, his mom has no obligation to feed and house him. Why should she do it? (And it sounds like OP probably still lives with his mom.)

glamorous18 10

Friday 31 May 2013 8:49

cuz mom said so.

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 31 May 2013 15:00

Ah, the kid that thinks his parents rules don't apply once he hits 18. You're in for a rude awakening. ;)

Foodstampnazi 5

Friday 31 May 2013 3:36

Confidence is sexy. Own that shit.

cristy91 33

Friday 31 May 2013 3:42

Damn straight! OP just say "you guys wish you were with such a classy bitch!" And boom, you have now owned the situation.

lissa_jade 22

Friday 31 May 2013 3:36

at least she didn't make you match outfits with the dog. although I think we would've enjoyed the fml more if she had.

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adam3650 12

Friday 31 May 2013 10:01

that dog is no bitch. That dog is fabulous!

goolia 10

Friday 31 May 2013 3:40

Hey now, work that poodle, strut your stuff! Although, you could've just taken its dress and tiara off if you felt that uncomfortable with walking it while wearing that.