Animals: Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up....

By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By Hungrytoothbrush - 07/03/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of taking me to the doctor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

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By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:14

For ****'s sake, people! How many trite, overused goddamned pussy jokes are you people going to make? New material! NOW!

Ambient25 24

Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:10

Well sounds like you're not getting or playing with any pussy tonight...

Comments

johnnyboy7 5

Tuesday 30 April 2013 22:49

Cats can be total pricks..

icepick23 12

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:00

Divorce her

kmccain 27

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:58

I really don't see how this is grounds for a divorce...

doodlecloud 26

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:23

I find it weird that it's 'her' cat. I know cats tend to have favourites but still, if you're married, shouldn't it be 'our' cat? Even if she got it before you met/married, it's kinda both of yours now...maybe the fact that you don't see it as yours has something to do with your bad relationship with it...

athos1237 4

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:35

I guess the lesson is "don't comfort your wife's pussy."

KaiserSD 8

Wednesday 1 May 2013 0:53

Seriously? A hospital trip because of a cat? It better have been a damn tiger or something, no excuse for a trip to the ER otherwise. Put a bandaid on it and man up. That's why she chose to comfort the cat instead.

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 1 May 2013 3:12

Didn't think that maybe OP meant the veterinary hospital?

ricknielsen6 5

Wednesday 1 May 2013 1:22

Where was the cat carrier?

Shmatterhorn 38

Wednesday 1 May 2013 1:53

Why do I hear the chorus to "Cat-Scratch Fever" when I read this FML? I hope that you get better, OP.

BelicaBonssex 17

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:13

Well, you are, technically, collateral damage.

nyxiny 22

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:51

It sounds weird to me to say your wife's cat. Isn't it your cat, too, since your married? Or is it like children-- when they're being naughty, they belong to the other parent? :P