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Well when you get older you will move out. Odds are the cat will spend its' entire life with your mother until it dies.
I hope you were not serious.
Don't assume things like that and then blame OP for something they probably didn't do smart ass. OP is in school, and probably doesn't smoke. Did it say they smoke? No, so just shut the **** up
Sounds like she has TB
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Show it anywayThat's easy to say when you're not the one spitting up blood
Hmmm, lets see Cat...or SON?!?! U decide.
I dunno, I thought it was a joke… not a hilarious joke or anything, but still a joke. /:
You sicken me.
67- her SON has nothing to do with this. If she even has one
OP's a girl
My mistake I didn't see the pink sign on the corner, sorry :-P
Your mum sucks.. How can she possibly think coughing blood is ok?! Or does she think it's the cat's blood, and you trying to steal it's thunder..?
Some parents are complete idiots. My parents always refuse to take me to the doctor and I usually have to wait out my sickness for a week, while they make me go to school. I feel bad for you OP. I sincerely hope you get better.
My mother does the same thing. I had terrible food poisoning and she still sent me to school and refused to pick me up after I threw up 4 times. Apparently I was "faking it."
You can call 911. Can the cat?
So because a Human is more evolved than a cat, the cat deserves special treatment while our own flesh and blood has to fend for themselves? I don't get your logic, bro.
Please, never procreate.
unfortunately only dogs can, haven't you seen that meme?
Yes. I am 100% serious. People should not be helped by their parents. That would be a crazy notion. I figured posting yet another comment only saying I hope the op is okay would be boring, so I tried to make a dry comment. I'm sorry you guys really think people are ever that heartless.
Don't you worry 82, you are still like anyone else, your effort on trying to be different is hilarious. And FYL for comparing us humans with animals.
Yes, it was a bad attempt at a joke. I should have just accepted it and moved on rather than try to defend it. My apologies. I didn't mean people to take it seriously, but that didn't come across. I do hope the OP is alright though. :)
I bet 5's picture is only the tip of the iceberg
My mum loves the cat more too.
Cat people -_-
Win
I should think of a pun, but I just cat do it.
Don't worry nobody's purrfect.
I'm still waiting for a follow up. What happened? Cat got your tongue?
Mom knows best besides just a little blood your body makes that stuff every day
Yeah, but coughing up blood is never a good sign. Even worse if it comes with chest pains.
If I went to the doctor every time I coughed up a little blood I have to get my mail sent there
What do you have? It sounds like it happens frequently.
I'm guessing he has a chronic punch-to-the-chest syndrome. Because I know that is what I want to do to him every time I read his comments...
Lol good one
Coughing up blood can be a sign of deep problems that deal with the heart, lungs, ribs, all sorts of important stuff. A friend of mine coughed up blood one day and couldn't breathe, and she was diagnosed with a serious heart disease.
why is everyone thumbing down sumo? i lol'd at his comments.. this guy's ******* jokes
If you cough up blood regularly there is something wrong with you, unless you live in an anime. But since that's impossible I recommend you go to a freaking doctor
Cut from the same cloth as mine; she sent my brother to the school nurse for a broken hand and I ended up with a ruptured appendix bc she didn't want to take me to the ER...well if you survive you'll always have ammo for a guilt trip smh
if my parents did that I would steal money every chance I get. That sucks.
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Hope you're feline better.
I hope you're alright. :/