Intimacy: Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty...

By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML

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Lewd

By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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jsmith16 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:09

why would u take those kind of pics in the FIRST place?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:17

You, sir, are an idiot. Taking pictures like that is fun, but it's always risky because they can fall into the wrong hands...

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xdanixx 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:46

Serves you right for taking those pictures in the first place!

PaikenPlayer 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 23:56

@32 haha Bed Intruder guy. He's awesome!

rofflewaffle 9

Wednesday 1 September 2010 1:16

At least it wasn't the other way around, which happened to me with pictures from my mom's camera...

jessica2244 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 1:23

28 learn how to spell correctly

jessica2244 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 1:26

regard this comment

momo167 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 1:32

lol your an idiot

itstinnytiny 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 2:50

stupid...

usmcbunny 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 4:13

Lul. I normally clear out my cell phone's memory card of all nudey pictures of my girlfriend. So, recently, when my six year old nephew asked to go through my phone's pictures, I thought nothing of it. He put them on my large computer monitor, and admired my girlfriend's boobs. Afterward, he showed my four year old niece, who proceeded to show my brother, who proceeded to explain that I was using those pictures to draw art. Sadly, my girlfriend was staying with my family and I at the time, she had to deal with questions about the differences between her ******, and my niece and nephew's mother's ******. Seriously. Apparently 4-6 year olds notice the difference between bald and hairy. Go figure. :D