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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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sumoneoverthere 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:21

O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:24

That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.

Comments

Kickinchicken213 3

Wednesday 15 April 2009 6:31

Gosh, that would suck.

tigerarmy_13 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 7:27

WOW! Thats scary :|

f_ckkl_fe 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 7:49

omg!!!

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 15 April 2009 7:58

How traumatic! I'm so sorry that happened to you!

xelectrickiss 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 8:01

you know what i think? i think people should stop questioning the truthfulness of the fml and just look at it for what it is. this is a website where people either post real stories or are imaginative enough to think up fake ones. either or, who the f*#@ cares if its fake or not? its a good fml, leave it at that. holy s*%(, people are so damn aggravating.

beg2dream 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 8:26

okay after finally getting through the web of comments, I have but a few things to say: First off, I think most of these people have never been on a public bus, they are bumpy, you are jostled about. So if she was laying on him, he was the reason she didn't fall forward or to the side giving her a weird or obvious position that he wold have known something was wrong. Plus if the op had on his ipod then he wouldn't pay attention to the old lady.. Secondly, if her bladder was empty and she had a bowl movement before she got on the bus, then she would not have deficated on herself right a way. Lastly, I am so sorry to the op, I saw a dead body once at a funeral home, while it was being embalmed. It totally freaked me out (it's been almost been 10 years and I still see him), I hope you will be spared of this curse.

edward12 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 9:17

no #22 nobody noticed so they just left her on the bus

valuemeal2 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 9:28

#43-- it is NOT easy to tell. I hung out in the same room as my grandmother who was "taking a nap" for 3 hours before my mom finally told me she had died the night before. (Today I found out that my grandmother had died last night, and nobody bothered to tell me at all. FML.)

Tripodi 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 9:34

LULZ!

Tipsybeaver 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:41

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude that sucks. Hilarious, but still sucks ("oh my God, that's terrible, how could you laugh at death...."--shut up. I didn't know her, and neither did any of you, so it's perfectly acceptable to laugh. Get the sticks out of all of your asses.)