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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 717

By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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You deserved it 14 113

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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You deserved it 133

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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You deserved it 7 454

By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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You deserved it 4 622

By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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You deserved it 4 934

By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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sumoneoverthere 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:21

O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:24

That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.

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mcortez77 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 22:01

well at least she died peacefully even without knowing that a stranger did a kind thing for her just before she died.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:03

is this really real? cuz im willing to bet that its fake =.= cuz seriously......wtf are the chances of that happening!?

punkpwner 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 14:07

I call Shananigans!!!!

fp_nbl 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:13

omg! i'm so sorry that's aweful!!!!

hahahanah 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 15:40

are these stories true?

NIC_R00LZ 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:48

this isn't funny. god immature people, stfu. im so sorry. to you and the lady's family.

loosemoose 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:16

Agree #285 R.I.P and hope you are dealing with it ok :(

BAUL 0

Friday 15 May 2009 9:06

gentle ******* jesus.

Danielle_89_baby 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:31

That's so sad, what did you do? I would have cried and hyperventilated. That post made me get tears in my eyes.

0_X 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:03

Thats so terrible :[

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