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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 04:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML

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By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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By comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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sumoneoverthere 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:21

O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:24

That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.

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Black_Locust_83 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:50

My deepest condolescences. I hope the lady's family is taking this well and that you're feeling much better after such a shock. R.I.P. old lady. Everyone who thinks that a story like this is funny probably needs a psychiatrist and actually...bless the internet for having helped us find out what kind of creeps were hiding amongst us. And people who click YDI just for the heck of it...try to find another way to be an anarchist, perhaps? Get out, the weather is nice etc.

jussjess 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:05

Hahah. Agreed. :)

omg_fml608 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:54

omg , man . that reaaaallly sucks . but seriously , don't take it to hard . it wasn't your fault . RIP old lady .

Mustcomment 0

Monday 25 May 2009 1:37

#2 you're an idiot. Sorry for you man, that's just..... depressing.

Somebody52 0

Monday 25 May 2009 12:49

I would have so FLIPPED!! Like jumping up and screaming and bolting for my life FLIPPED! That would just freak me out!

xxNadyxx 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:31

OMG! That must've been so scary! I would have died right along with her. :'(

thabeast 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:07

way to go, she was sleeping on you so you killed her what you steal her walet too? whoopdy freakin doo ^sarcasm^ that sucks though

Gary_11 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:50

More like f her death lol freaky and sad stuff

lifesuxxx22 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 0:18

wowwwwww

ashh0123 0

Friday 29 May 2009 5:50

wow that must have been scary and sad

Brentos 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:04

If this is sincere and real, then I feel sorry for the person on the bus. But I agree with others, that that's a really sweet way for an old lady to pass. Well not really sweet... It's very surreal to say the least. I'm assuming it'll stay with you for the rest of your life as a vivid memory, and hopefully it'll remind you of the intricate beauty of life