Miscellaneous: Today, I treated myself to a spa day at home. First, I decided...

By torchy - 10/05/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I treated myself to a spa day at home. First, I decided to do a hot oil treatment on my hair. I was leaning over the saucepan of oil on the stove when it flared up in my face. On the bright side, I no longer have to worry about plucking my eyebrows. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By iamamermaid - 20/01/2015 06:14 - United States - Hemet

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

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By Jenniwithani - 20/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I'd planned a DIY 'treat yourself' spa day at home. I put on a face mask and settled to relax in a bubble bath. Just as I was getting out of the tub, I slipped on the wet floor and crashed into the wall, leaving a perfect imprint of the face mask on the tiles. FML

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By Mitcha857 - 30/07/2011 16:01 - United States

Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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Cool new look

By Anonymous - 10/12/2023 09:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML

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pete275 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:13

I'm pretty sure deep-frying your hair is NOT part of any spa treatment. You probably misunderstood what it was.

666midnight 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:13

Lol, do you not know oil catches fire if you heat it on its own for too long? YDI =P

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whimsical_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:57

Also, LOL at 29.

Trollipop_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:58

#8 ROFL! I thought coming in here and saying: "Wtf is the matter with you!? I want to bitch slap the stupid right out of you. What kinda fucktard boils oil, then leans over a hot stove to dip their hair in it?! Next time you're going to try an at home spa how about you read up on it; rather than just trying to recreate things without proper instructions. Which it's very clear you didn't have." Would be to harsh... glad to see it's not.

wearinsexypants 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:02

Wow you are dumb. I can't even describe it. Like everyone else said, you heat oil for you hair by placing it's container in hot water. And if you had any sense you wouldn't lean over anything on a hot stove. the end.

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:07

well on the bright side paper bags are cheap these days

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:15

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spacebarry 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:27

I Call BS. You'd have to be pretty dumb to heat oil to over 70C (160F) and put it near your face. This sounds fabricated.

Zaggytiddies 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:34

If the oil was that hot that it flared up at you just be grateful you did not put it into your hair.

ButterFly_16 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:54

Haha. People with no eyebrows are hideous.

wasabipeas 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:00

"I burned my eyebrows off with oil that I was about to coat my head with! For some reason I still don't have my beauty school degree, I don't get it..."