Health: Today, I tried a new sugar scrub soap that's supposed to help...

By shirley - 28/02/2011 02:20 - Spain

Today, I tried a new sugar scrub soap that's supposed to help get rid of cellulite. I didn't read the instructions correctly and now as well as still having the cellulite, my butt looks like I got a massage from an angry cat. FML

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By Painfulfaceforme - 14/03/2010 02:30 - Canada

Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML

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Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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Today, I found out that my amazing sugar and oil olive body scrub will cause the next person to get in the shower to slip and break an arm. We have no insurance. FML

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By coolcat10156 - 08/07/2015 07:04 - United States - Keller

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

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By owwwwwe - 09/01/2012 21:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML

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By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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Roxxay 6

Monday 28 February 2011 9:16

it wouldn't work anyway, OP. cellulite is like Harry Potter, nothing can destroy them.

aktopps 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:12

That's why all instructions should be like IKEA's.

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aktopps 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:12

That's why all instructions should be like IKEA's.

Lunaa94 6

Monday 28 February 2011 9:56

Yeah. If you can't figure out how to use something from IKEA, all you have to do is call in for help...

yazmi_09 3

Monday 28 February 2011 10:30

ugh I got a mental image of a cottage cheese looking butt, :(

AubriS 0

Monday 28 February 2011 11:44

Yumm :-/

Dmars444 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 7:11

same with me! only mine was skin cancer burn off cream and my scrotum... didn't cure my sweatrash either

Sacurason 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:13

Always read the instructions. It's God's way of telling you to pay attention. :)

glutgyoogle 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 22:47

A sugar scrub, of all things, is NOT going to get rid of cellulite. Cellulite has nothing to do with the surface of skin...

darien987 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:30

OP did read the instructions, just not correctly.

darien987 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:30

OP did read the instructions, just not correctly.

MuchDance90s 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:15

YDI. 1. read instructions for new products. 2. cellulite is genetic. sorry. and some evidence that it's toxic buildup. so avoiding caffeine, sugar etc would be a lot more effective.

zolziski 11

Monday 28 February 2011 9:55

Avoiding long hot baths also helps. As for scrubs... They can work, but it has a lot more to do with how you use them rather than what's in them. If used correctly it can help with circulation which helps get rid of those toxins you've mentioned. A good loofa can do the trick though, so really no need for special scrubs.

ulicksam 0

Monday 28 February 2011 13:43

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Sinkhole 26

Monday 28 February 2011 17:01

You really are stupid, ulicksam. Raising has nothing to do with genetics, it has to do with genes, I never thought I would have to explain the 'gene' part in the word 'genetics', but you clearly are stupid. Apart from that, skinny people can have cellulite, and that is because cellulite can be caused by hormonal and genetic factors; even the person's diet and lifestyle can worsen the cellulite. Please, don't talk if you have no idea of what you're talking about.

MuchDance90s 0

Monday 28 February 2011 18:29

skinny people can totally have cellulite. that's part of the reason it sucks, because dieting alone often does nothing. thanks for the info about the toxic release in scrubbing. that's interesting.

SeaChicken 0

Monday 28 February 2011 18:34

Indeed, skinny people can have it too. Not to mention a shitload of 'famous' photoshopped women in magazines.

aramo 1

Wednesday 14 December 2011 21:04

Vita_1 30

Monday 25 August 2014 1:59

Cellulite is NOT genetic. It's caused by the seperation of skin from muscle; that's why people who have lost a large amount of fat almost always have it. The solution is to pretty much work out and gain muscle so that the 'blank space' would fill up. I used to have cellulite after 6 months of severe dieting, counting calories, and losing 60lbs. It all went away when I started jumproping, working out, and doing other things to help build muscle :)

quackImapenguin 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 12:14

nevermind

Roxxay 6

Monday 28 February 2011 9:16

it wouldn't work anyway, OP. cellulite is like Harry Potter, nothing can destroy them.

spoilt_ 15

Monday 28 February 2011 10:00

Them?

Roxxay 6

Monday 28 February 2011 10:09

the cellulite and Harry :)

bagginzy 14

Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:40

To be gramatically correct, it would be 'it'.

22cute 17

Wednesday 6 June 2012 4:17

Actually, scrubs and massage do help but they have to be applied regularly. You won't see results after one effort.

randomnameflob 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:21

Lots and lots if drugs.

afdude87 6

Monday 28 February 2011 9:36

nasty..

maddiester 5

Monday 28 February 2011 9:39

well the outcome could've actually been a good thing. all depending on the cat; it could've been really angry at the cellulites, which caused it to do a remarkable cellulite-removing massage. therefore, OP must've thought only an angry and determined cat could've done it.